Have you caught yourself saying some crazy, unbelieveable things to your children? I have. Here are some of the things that I have said to my kids lately.
"No sweetie, there are no Monsters. Because they aren't real. And even if they were, they'd eat Connor first."
"Can you please pick up that crumb and put it in the trash or sink...or just eat it." Said as the crumb is so nicely taken from the floor and put in his sweet mouth. (Note the sarcasm.)
"No, you can't have another donut. Because you already had two popsicles, a donut and will have cake later, and honestly I'm afraid what the sugar is going to do to you."
"Do you really think there is a place called Bikini Bottom in the ocean? Seriously? And how does a squirrel live down there? Where is her oxygen tank? Well how do you think she gets her air? And do Pineapples grow at the bottom of the ocean? Really..."
So what have you said lately that you can't believe came out of your mouth? You can also go to MckMama's Blog and read some of her slips and other peoples too.
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